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Two days ago members of green snake cult flood subway station with thousands of flyers filled with memes. The culprits are still to be identified, they are suspected to include members of the gugugugu ultra group currently ravaging television signals around the globe with false information broadcasts.

It has been a long time since the problem of stray walkers appeared. Sadly the government still is struggling to comprehend the gravity of the situation. Our children have been getting attacked on their way to school by rabid people. Several teens died in the woods, the bruises on their necks and heads most likely caused by the strong hands of a human. When will the world finally understand that men have become a pest. One that started nicely by treating us like gods but now they are a plague. We have to defeat them at all cost, chase them out of our cities and villages, scavenge for them in the forests and cage the very few we see as useful and harmless. It is sad to see how they infiltrated our minds with treats and belly rubs but those soft memories we will cherish forever and make sure history will never forget how treacherous their minds turned out to be. Cats rise against these tipsy giants and stop the mania of over-humanisation!

The weather has been very atypical for summer, scientists believe it is due to the wrath of the powerful green snake. For those who don’t know, the green snake is a small green snake known to be the charismatic leader of what is today the world’s largest cult. The intentions and opinions of the snake remain unknown to the general public, nevertheless its power has instilled a considerable sense of fear among members of the scientific community. It may be possible for you to be hit by lightning in the days to come. Scientists recommend not taking taxis since for some reason it appears like the snake has a special disdain towards the vehicles. Opposed to what is currently believed, you are not safe in vehicles.

As unbelievable as it sounds it is with surprise that we announce that at the last session MP Görk entered the room wearing pants against all regulations considering what MPs should wear. His reasons remain unknown, however, political scientists believe he is a member of the underground biped-supremacist group “legs-legs”. Some MPs are outraged whereas others see the act as a simple forgetful mistake. We had the chance to speak to MP Lürk about the matter: “The victorian tulle skirt has been established for a reason, I am offended and I believe that the MPs personal beliefs should not hinder the workings of this institution.”. Lürk has been the one to address the workings of “legs- legs” in several sessions in the past. MP Lürk has a deep connection to the subject since the group has been attacking members of his community in the past. Lürk once said:“The world in which we live today does not have the time or space to deal with the ancient ideas of a bunch of delusional bipeds.” while introducing his campaign against “legs- legs” a few sandstorms ago.

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Mauamauamaua miiiaaao nyann nayn nyan naynyan mauuuu. Mau miiioooouu meehhhaa mau mau nyannn mouuaiou maumauamauauuu nyaann moouuu manuann maumauiou mauouououu nyyaaaaa nyanyanyan mauuuuiouuuu miou mouiau maumauamaua.
« Meow maumauuu mah » Mauamauamauuuamuamu mimiou mau nyaaanyanyan miouuuuaouu miao nyan mau miou ma oh. Mah maumaumau miaou mia oh maaaaahhhoooo nyaaa nyama mhaoouu mimimmimiaaaa. Miaou maumauuuu miooaoo mah mauu. Nyanyanya mha miouuuaouuu ma. Meow maumaou mah nyanyanyan meoumauma. Ahmamamaou miou nyanya. Maumiaumiaoumau maumamama. Maumau nyann nyaa mha maouu myouuuu mayumau.

It has really already been 18 species since the dictionary was abolished! One of the key events that shaped the world we know today, the abolition of the symbol of fixed definitions is to be celebrated since it has already been 18 species since. We asked a passerby about the celebration:”I am proud to live in a world where I can say, this is my definition leave me alone you can’t tell me nothing.”

Schweden Riese is famous not only for his impeccable style but most importantly for his work “more is more because I say so” which influenced many of his contemporaries such as Filo Sof. Sof’s work “Vollgas: lassen wir uns vom Klimawandel nicht bremsen” is known today as the founding text of the primates’ self destruction movement that we thank for the world we live in today. Therefore it is not surprising that we see a revival of Riese’s ideas today. We spoke to an expert who told us that Riese was part of a religious sect known as Capitalists. Not to be confused with Materialists and supporters of the Patriarchy although they sometimes join each other . Capitalists believed that telling people lies to exploit them and perpetuate injustices was the most desirable way to live. Moreover they believed that what they refer to as “economic growth” was the most important thing one could achieve. It is believed today that Capitalists saw the self destruction movement as a way to achieve their god’s goal. Riese’s work explains the ideas of the Capitalists and shades light on the importance of the beliefs of the Materialists. The work was written in a time where Capitalists made up the majority of the population but were every now and then criticized by other groups. That is the main difference between Riese’s and Sof’s work, as much as Riese’s work is an ode to Capitalism, “Vollgas: lassen wir uns vom Klimawandel nicht bremsen” is a call for action. Sof was in every aspect convinced by Schweden Riese’s ideas and saw it as an emergency to work towards a quick shift that would permit Riese’s ideas to be realized. In fact it is partly thanks to his iconic work that the self destruction movement gained such a momentum. Both Riese and Sof are often forgotten but they have had an undeniably important impact on the way we live today.

1. Wearing Bags around your neck
2. Wearing socks on your hands
3. Traffic cone pants
4. Capes
5. Mixing patterns
6. Vulva hats